Our Team

Chris Celona

Born, raised, and living in Rhode Island, Chris works in digital media. His hobbies include various athletic endeavors, consuming too much Dunkin’ coffee, overthinking things, and occasionally pretending to be Stone Gossard. Has been known to interject Sopranos references, as well as the Pearl Jam lyric “If I had known then what I know now” into any social interaction, regardless of context or level of appropriateness.

Ethan Shalaway

Born “Just outside of Philadelphia”, Ethan now lives in Birmingham, Alabama, where he is training as a professional javelin thrower in the sport of track and field. His passions include all things music, coffee, disc golf and being good at things that just don’t matter very much. If Ethan could start a band with one person, it would be Buzz Osborne, for obvious reasons. His favorite grunge band is Dave Abbruzzese.